Forza Horizon 5
Feb 01, 2022
3 minutes
–IAN EVENDEN
WERE THE HORIZON FESTIVAL real, we can imagine the bulk of its profits would be lost to lawsuits, its standing army of lawyers larger than the cadre of drivers it employs. This motor-racing circus turns up in your country—presumably invited in by someone in government not averse to acquiring large amounts of used notes in brown paper bags—and proceeds to make the lives of the residents absolute hell for the next year or so.
We saw this last incarnation when the festival rocked up in an oddly-shrunken version of Great Britain, smashed
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