Australian Motorcyclist

RIDING MOTORCYCLES ON DRUGS – PART TWO

HOW’D YOUSE ALL GO last issue? Get those outraged Emails in? Should have saved them. As Leonard Cohen sang: “You want it darker? We kill the flame…”

SPEED

I am intent incarnate. Sniff. I am concentration carved from concentration. I should race. Professionally. Sniff. My focus is laser-like. I am precision, and power, and speed, and God, and sexy as. Sniff…oh, wow, a lump just went down my throat. GGGGGRRRRGGGHHH. I am so carving this shit. Fast and hot. That speedo number means nothing. Sniff. YESYESYES! Damn, that’s quick. I’m quick. Sexy

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