TOWN & COUNTRY
‘Please can you send me a toy boy this year, Santa?’
Dear Santa, due to lockdown, I’ve slaved away as a short-order cook, counsellor, chauffeur, maid and general dogsbody for my family, while also working full-time. I’ve baked wheat fields of cakes for various charity stalls while also rustling up dinner for poorly neighbours, when all I’ve had in the fridge is half a clove of garlic, a wilting lemon and a tube
