STARWATCH
Oct 31, 2021
3 minutes
A WILTED ROSE: OPERATION ‘SAVE BACHELORETTE’ BEGINS
It’s been one of the slowest (and some would say agonisingly painful) break-ups in romantic history. Every time we throw our hands up and walk away, the promise of “things will be different next time” beckons us back for one more go-around.
But this time, to the shock of television executives everywhere, when viewers said “enough is enough”, they actually meant it!
This super-woke Bachelorette promised boys, girls, ball gowns and bisexual banter galore! And, for a third lucky chance at love, a suitress everybody was talking about ... until they weren’t.
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