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Life’s a SCREAM

Brocarde, 38, Oxfordshire

MY SHRIEKING TIPS

Find a remote area, so nobody thinks you’re being attacked, or crazy!

Or pick a time your neighbours are out to save embarrassment.

Turn up your TV or radio to mask your howls.

Scream into a pillow.

Or just tell your neighbours – they

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