WHAT’S YOUR SUPERPOWER?
“Mum? Mum! MUM! MUUUUUMMMMM!”
My son would be happier being slapped with an ASBO than having to walk from the living room into the kitchen to get my attention. Is it frowned upon to report your own child to the council
She Calls Once That Is A Lie
When she calls in the morningI’ve changed my number address identifying featuresI’ve sacrificed my name when she calls in the morningWith news she’s selling my teeth on eBayThe teeth she broke offOne by oneWhile I was sleeping that is a lie when sheC
