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  • Street Machine

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    Oct 06, 2021 3 minutes

    > GAG OF THE MONTH

    TESTING TIMES

    I’VE just been through the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from those, I got tuberculosis, pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I then had diabetes and indigestion, as well as gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis.

    I don’t know how I got through it. It was the hardest spelling test I’ve ever had.

    Howe D Pullthru, email

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