A COVID-19 HERMIT’S GUIDE TO HOUSE PARTIES:

t’s been nearly two years of somewhat stunted social interactions. After the virus-which-must-not-be-named swept across the globe, everybody’s ability to socialise has been hampered by a combination of common sense, concern, and half-baked governmental flip-flopping. Freshers last year no doubt had a rough time of it. Starting university either still stuck at their parents or moving to a city with a now non-existent nightlife is hardly an exciting beginning to a new chapter of life. Now, a year later, clubs have reopened, the rule of six is a thing of the past and gigs are back. Moreover, now only one thing can stop sixty sweaty students congregating at an ill-conceived house party your new mate ‘Dan From Pryzm’ invited you to: the neighbours