My fake BOYFRIEND

Kaitlin, 39, Kensington, Vic*

I was the Bridget Jones of my family. My sisters were married with kids, but by my late 30s, I’d still not found the man of my dreams. And I dreaded family get-togethers.

‘When you going to settle down, Kaitlin?’ asked my oldest sister Nina, wiping chocolate off her son’s face at