Australian Motorcyclist

WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS world needs?

No, not peace. As if that’s ever gonna be a thing.

Everyone to take climate change seriously? You new here? Maybe when Canberra has a surf beach that will happen.

No, what the world really needs is more crazy motorcycles. Insane, hairy-balled, totally impractical, wickedly vicious assemblies of two-wheeled insanity and irresponsibility.

That is what the world needs.

Oh, look at that. I can see many of you safety-orientated He-Karens already

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