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Putting Microchips in Vaccines Is a Terrible Idea, When You Think About It

Let me explain.
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I got my first COVID-19 vaccine recently. The whole experience was tremendously routine: I showed my registration, stood in a waiting area, saw a nurse, got the jab, waited 15 minutes in case of an adverse reaction, and left.

Oh, and I got a button.

The waiting period, of course, was when it happened.

James, said the pestilential voice inside my head, while I was scrolling on my phone. James!

What is it?

What if they microchipped you? You know, Bill Gates, with the 5Gs and the Wi-Fis?

Shut up, I’m looking at cat memes.

James! You design wearable devices for a living. You know that microchipping someone is possible.

Yeah, of course it is. They didn’t.

So prove it, big boy.

It’s true, I am the chief scientific officer of a data company that makes wearable devices. I’ve spent the past 15 years sticking tech on people, and in

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