Reaching the heights in a plum job

As a newly trained commando soldier, you want to stand out. I was known to be quick. Regrettably, my reputation for speed was only on a computer keyboard. I’d have preferred a good name for swiftness in something macho, but no. I tended to be called upon for the moments when touch-typing was required and no clerks were available. One such occasion took place at Bagram Airbase in Afghanistan.

We had helped secure the base and were establishing forward operations into the Hindu Kush mountains, playing a game of hide-and-seek with Osama bin Laden. It quickly became clear that we needed an awful lot of kit that was in the UK. Urgent Operational Requirements needed writing at the rush. Who was the finest British touch-typist on camp? Step forward Captain