RICHARD PORTER

WE LET OUR BOY PLAY ONE OF THOSE throwaway game apps that reminds you why parental controls should be switched on at all times. No one wants to be charged £34.99 because an excitable six-year-old changed the colour of his poorly rendered fighter jet. Except in this case it wasn’t fighter jets that our lad wanted to hack across the screen of his brightly padded tablet. This was a car game.

Normally he’s not so interested because cars can’t fire guns nor besmashed