First things first

G’DAY. I’M JOHN Rooth. I ran into Kel at Neale Brumby’s wake and she said I should knock up some columns for AMCN. Okay, so that’s an honour, but I’m still wondering why. We might need to feel our way here a bit.

I mean, AMCN – and I’ve read most issues of the Green Horror since the 1970s – earned its reputation based on awesome road tests,