HAMMERTING
Jan 07, 2021
2 minutes
Robin Valentine
Raising an army of warriors to drive back the forces of evil and save the world is all very well, but no one ever thinks about where all those swords and helmets are going to come from, do they? Turns out, they’re the product of a handful of hard-working dwarfs 200 feet underground who’ve been living on nothing but mushrooms for a year.
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