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Educating the G&T set

will be doing her eleven-plus entrance exams this time next year and the PR campaign with the relevant heads should have started, like, yesterday. But Will has been massively ineffectual about which schools we should target most heavily — while also claiming to feel “unheard” whenever I threaten to apply without his blessing. “Unheard” FFS. I think he’s

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