The Critic Magazine

Cape crusader

CHRISTMAS, APPARENTLY, and I can’t even. I’m not talking everyone else’s can’t even: all this “Boohoo, Christmas is cancelled, life has lost all meaning” shtick.

I’m talking, “Christ, really? We’re still doing this shit about some weird Palestinian cult when it could have been anything, pretty much anything else — Isis, Mithras, some guff about a sandwich? This is why I’m supposed to spend the month of December doing stuff I don’t want to do with people I

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