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    ARSE END

    Sep 25, 2020 2 minutes

    Jules: “I had octopus tonight, and it made me think of you.”

    Midge: “Did you cook it, or just scare it to death with that shirt?”

    Midge: “Suffolk, yeah it’s just like the Maldives, if you squint a bit.”

    Jules: “I finally put that pressure washer to good use.”

    Midge: “What you

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