‘They will hate us anyway’
you live on planet Earth, you will by now know that Real Madrid were crowned champions of the Spanish LaLiga this week, lifting the trophy with a game to spare. Better still, you should have been in front of your television to witness first-hand that bittersweet moment when Sergio Ramos lifted the trophy inside an empty stadium. If you did not witness that moment, then you need to explain – very slowly and deliberately – what it is that you were doing on Thursday night between 9pm and
