A Somewhat Selective History of MAX BURNS
MOST RECENT BIRTH: DECEMBER 18, 1948
arious attempts to postpone reality: I played guitar and a few assorted instruments in a band called “The Original Dirt Banned,” whiled away three years during the late 60s/early-70s at Ontario College of Art looking at naked young ladies (in the classrooms, in the halls—it was great), studied music for a few more years, hunked around, stumbled into a well-paying job for four years, quit that nonsense in 1979, moved to northern Ontario and began writing in 1980, which worked out well for me. Basically, I got paid to have fun. Although the topics of my
