Rules is rules

Mad about the boat

Dave Selby is the proud owner of a 5.48m (18ft) Sailfish, which he keeps on a swinging mooring on the picturesque Blackwater estuary in Essex

Last month, what with a little bit of time on my hands, I made a solemn vow to PBO readers to produce the world’s first English-language version of . I’m afraid it’ll probably have to be next month now at the earliest as Google Translate can’t identify