Carl Hiaasen: Nothing says ‘freedom’ like a new bicep tattoo

(An absolutely true news item: Men carrying shotguns and assault rifles showed up to defend an East Texas tattoo parlor when it reopened in defiance of the state’s COVID-19 restrictions.)

Well done, armed patriots!

This is exactly what the Founding Fathers had in mind when they wrote the Second Amendment — defending fundamental American freedoms from Big Government.

You, my brothers, are the true unsung heroes of this so-called pandemic.

While the media ramble on adoringly about