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ARSEOLATION

Glenda: “Bored yet?”

Midge: “Nope, it turns out that my bonce is a 34DD, who would have thought?”

Glenda: “That’ll be a yes then.”

Jules: “Have you done anything on your cars for the Fast Projects pages?”

Midge: “Are you taking the piss?”

Midge: “Er, it looks like I won’t be using that then – anyone need a grand’s worth of Japanese Yen?”

Midge: “G, why does your GTA bloke look like Glenn?”

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