MUM’S 100TH BIRTHDAY WISH ‘I WANT A STRIPPER!’
Apr 23, 2020
3 minutes
As told to Kathryn Lewsey
Carolynn Larsen, 74, Melbourne, Vic
Sitting around the dining room table with the family, we started discussing the year ahead.
It was a big one for my mum, Elva, who was going to turn 100.
‘What do you want to do for it, Mum?’ I asked.
‘I want a stripper,’ Mum grinned. ‘No, actually, I want a well-endowed stripper!’
Everyone burst out laughing.
‘Oh Mum, you’re so cheeky,’ I chuckled.
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