“EXCUSE ME, WHERE IS JOHN SWIFT...?”

COLBY BISHOP

ACCRINGTON STANLEY FORWARD AGE 23

John Coleman recruited Bishop from sixth-tier Leamington – and the local primary school, where he was teaching – and Bishop gratefully bagged 12 goals before Christmas. What a find.

DARYL MURPHY

BOLTON WANDERERS FORWARD AGE 37

The veteran gave Bolton’s tormented season a rare the autumn with goals in five straight league games, featuring three consecutive victories.

DYLAN CONNOLLY

BRADFORD CITY MIDFIELDER AGE 24

The rapid Wimbledon winger has impressed everyone out on loan, or nearly everyone. His role in a win over Plymouth, and superb strike, riled Argyle into filing a bitter rant as a match report.

JONSON CLARKE-HARRIS

BRISTOL ROVERS FORWARD AGE 25

Clarke-Harris scored 23 goals in 2019, though a