“I feel like a Jedi – albeit a bit more like the work experience Padawan”
Mar 05, 2020
2 minutes
Liking Star Wars is like being the coveted child in a custody battle. My Last Jedi dad insists the things I love are bad for me and has replaced my Coke with kombucha. My Rise of Skywalker mum is responding by feeding me energy drinks until I resemble a taurinefattened mallard. I loathe them
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