New Philosopher

Get a life!

“Life,”the American journalist and author Elbert Hubbard once quipped, “is just one damned thing after another.” Like many of the best one-liners, it’s funny until you realise how unsettlingly true it is.

Imagine if you recorded all your experiences over a year. I don’t mean that you recap the year the way some people do in their Christmas cards; you simply list every single thing you do, and everything that happens to you, for twelve months. You now have a full inventory of your life during that time. For most people, what we’d be left with is a mass of repetitive detail punctuated by random disasters and noise. Mostly you’d be struck by how much each day, even each year looks like

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