fangs to come

For a man who declares, “I never drink… wine,” Dracula keeps well stocked with the red stuff.Small Screen is standing in a gloomy cellar with candleholders attached to its grotty walls. Wine racks are dotted about, two ornate chairs in the middle, perhaps so two friends can chat while downing a glass. But we think a different kind of draining may be on the cards…

We’re visiting the Count’s ancestral home in more ways than one, as this set stands