ONLINE VALENTINE

n my high school—and maybe in yours?—we had thisValentine’s Day tradition called Hugs and Kisses, and it was the bane of my goddamned existence. Here’s how it worked: A few weeks before the holiday, you’d fill out your order form, paying a quarter or so apiece to send Hershey’s Hugs to your friends and Hershey’s Kisses to your crushes, and even mixing it up a little bit if you felt like being