Soooooooo... Many Kids

“THE SOONER YOU ACCEPT THE LACK OF BALANCE, THE LESS UNBALANCED YOU’LL FEEL”

I’M PRETTY SURE I just spilled Thai food on my four-month-old daughter’s head. Don’t be alarmed. It’s fried chicken over fried rice and, luckily, because it’s four hours old, it’s cold. I didn’t microwave it to reheat it. I don’t have that kind of time.

I agreed to write this when my wife was still