CONTROL FREAK
Aug 04, 2019
3 minutes
I’VE ALWAYS WANTED to drive an off-roader on a golf course. No, quite seriously. It’s been a sick, sadistic desire of mine to ruin those pristine greens, spin some dirty grass through chunky wheels, and basically leave behind some deep-tread tracks of malicious enjoyment. Cue evil laugh. It’s payback for me and all other golf widows who get deserted for hours on end each week. (“Honey I’m just popping over to Thailand.
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