LETTER FROM Muchenje

I got raided by vervet monkeys while I was in the pool. When I’d arrived at the campsite, the receptionist warned me about them, which is why I’d carefully locked the car before grabbing my towel and walking off to swim. But for some reason I left the boot wide open. I must be going blind from the heat. Or maybe it’s the malaria pills. Or I’m just getting old.

Upon my return, I found three