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Town Mouse

I HAVE a special hatred for electric toys that make noises. I find something intensely irritating about their endless repetitionand was impossible to silence. But they are growing up and when, one day last summer, the badge gave a final strangled croak and died, I thought I might enjoy peace at last. How wrong I was.

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