by claire alexander johnston
Aug 01, 2017
3 minutes
I have decided I’m not going to grow old gracefully. I am morally, spiritually and philosophically opposed to it. I’m over thirty, and already three kids deep, so give me the works!
I’ve been googling lotions and potions and all manner of magical serums. How to meditate for skin elasticity, how to eat for inner youth—I’m so far down the anti-ageing rabbit hole that I’ve pretty much re-mortgaged the house in order to pay
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