BEST WESTERN

Oh Jesus Christ, what have you done?” ThomasChen978 wants to know why a dozen bodies and a couple horse corpses are piled onto the train tracks bordering St Denis. “You just murdered half the village.” “No,” I reply, “These are our bodies.” We’re on round two of growing the recursive corpse pile. My posse got the idea to jump in front of the train after a few rounds of ‘Lasso Your Friends And Toss Them Into The Sea’.

Red Dead Redemption 2 has its own bowling minigame, we explain to Chen in a roundabout way, his horror inverting into blissful awareness. Die in Red Dead Redemption 2’s shared open world and you’ll respawn fast enough to carry your own corpse around.

It’s hard to believe RDR2 is so deep and is also a cohesive thing

The guy lines up with us. As the train comes around again, another