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IF YOU’RE AROUND school age boys—or if you are one—chances are you’ve somehow been affected by the craze known as Fortnite, the tremendously popular online video game. And, perhaps, the only thing more peculiar than children’s obsession with the game is their fascination with the dance moves of its characters. If you thought Scotty Too Hotty doing “The Worm” was obnoxious, wait until you see a fourth-grader doing the “Floss.”

So, in my latest attempt to be a cool gamer dad, I give you this