MICHAEL ‘PICNIC’ OWEN

Hello Michael. You’re a horse trainer and all-round big fan of the gee-gees, but have you ever been offered, or eaten, horse meat?

Hi there. No, I haven’t – I’m a bit weird in terms of what I eat. I don’t want to eat snails or frogs’ legs if I’m in France. People tell me I should try it but I don’t, and I’d put horse meat in that category. Maybe I’m a hypocrite, because what’s the difference between eating a cow and a horse? But I like horses too much to be eating them.

How bad would the apocalypse have to get before you started grilling