Starboard!

There comes a time when even the most accomplished sea-plodder will have exhausted the myriad permutations offered by savouring the solitude of nature in a quiet creek, while spending the night laying peacefully at anchor in silent terror.

Normally at this point the sea-plodder’s thoughts turn to Morris dancing, golf and, on occasion, even yacht racing, all of which involve dressing up in brightly coloured clothing. If that doesn’t put you off, perhaps this will