WHAT DO I KNOW?

E LIVE IN A DUMBED-down age, in which experts are stupid, critical thinking is seen as a sign of weakness, and anything that requires scrolling is a “deep read.” Those are just a few of the reasons guys like me are thriving. To us, there’s no question so complex that it doesn’t have a simple answer. Nevertheless, as soon as it was announced that this would be the Answers Issue, all of the over-educated editors of this publication blocked my number. I got it. They were afraid I’d dominate