Nauru's got sunshine and palm trees, Mr. President, and so much bird poop, it might come down on the price!
Summary of the report to President Donald J. Trump from the White House Global Real Estate Task Group, chaired by Randy "The Closer" Duckworth, owner/manager of Duckworth Century 21 in Gaithersburg, Md.:
Since the negotiations to purchase Greenland have stalled, our task group has been researching the other international properties proposed by the President for possible acquisition.
Iceland
Despite its name, Iceland is actually less icy than Greenland -- and greener, too. Most of
