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'Geez, was I ever as bad as this guy?!' 'No, Mr. Nixon, of course not . . .'

The ghost of Richard Nixon sat down in his favorite armchair in front of the television. He still didn't know how to work the remote, so the ghost of H.R. "Bob" Haldeman turned on the TV and handed the former president a glass of red wine.

"What channel?" Haldeman's ghost asked.

"Anything but Dan Rather."

The ghost of Haldeman got tired of reminding his former boss that the pesky Rather had been gone from CBS for years.

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