GADGET GURU

The Unihertz Jelly Pro phone totes a 2.45-inch screen, though Guru wouldn’t have it in his house, much less his pocket

Q CHERRY THOMAS, LONDON

What’s the smallest phone I can get?

A You kids and your good eyes and your dinky little bags and your tight jeans. You’re unappeasable. Companies are releasing massive phones that once would’ve been called tablets (GaGu doesn’t use portmanteaus, so ‘phablet’ is right out) and now you want tiny phones? What gives?

So, say Guru was to do one of his classic question-jukes and dodge the way you were thinking he’d go: the smallest phone you can get is a watch. An Apple Watch or other smartwatch with a cellular connection can