The Marshall Project

The Conspiracy Theories You Hear in Prison

The Obamas are part of the Illuminati. Former inmates get lifetime benefits. “Franking.” And other myths that spread behind bars.

“Is there a face on Mars?” a prisoner wants to know.

He is standing in the doorway to my office, beaming like a child. After watching a program on the History Channel, he decided there was a real human visage on the red planet, perhaps created by aliens.

We look up the subject online together. It turns out there is a geographical feature on Mars that looks a lot like a face, but the photographs and data, of course, demonstrate that it is just a rock formation on the planet’s surface.

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I can see that he is genuinely disappointed — even as an incarcerated person, he had high hopes for a human presence in outer space.

As a prison librarian, you get a lot

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