MY MUSTACHE AND ME
by Matt Hansen
Jan 26, 2017
2 minutes
DAY 1
Mid-summer. Ski season training begins. Since you must have a mustache firmly planted before reporting for duty in November, you vigorously prepare by not shaving your upper lip. Let the games begin.
DAY 5
Growth is imperceptible. Hair is the literal size and texture of peach fuzz. Keep the secret close. The key is to under promise, over
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