“Would You Like to Write Something for My Magazine?”
Leaf from a manuscript of Valerius Maximus.
I actually have two magazines. They don’t exist. Each one is better and more interesting than the other. I am the sole editor, have been from the beginning. There are no copies of either of these magazines. They are famous all over Europe and South America.
Maybe you would like to write something for one of my magazines?
The older of the two, there’s no way you’ve ever heard of it, is called . Some people just call it . One smart-mouth in Laos calls it . No one has
