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    I want Olympic glory for my son. He doesn’t want to break a sweat

    by Joel Stein Jul 30, 2016 3 minutes

    TIME GOES BY SO QUICKLY ONCE YOU BECOME A PARENT. Actually, time goes really slowly because you’re always pretending you’re talking to a mouse who runs a cheese store or building Lego cars or something else so boring you’ll even sneak looks at your phone to go on Facebook and see your friends’ kids. But the opportunity to train your child to bring fame and fortune to the family does go by fast. My son Laszlo is 7.

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