Queen’s A Psychotic
By Chen Dushek
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About this ebook
This manuscript is a work of fiction created entirely from my wild imagination. Unfortunately, I imagine God wants His messenger to deliver His message, and I feel bad for you MFers, because you thought the messenger was here to deliver you a message. Anyway, hurry up and read this fast. God isn’t sending anymore Zions, angels, Messiahs, Left hands, right foots, messengers, nothin, Nathan, nada, ya feel me?
I’m here to deliver a message back to God. He done. Nothing to say at all. I hope you’ll understand the gravity of that, because last time he sent a messenger with a message to share with the humanoid-inhabited planets, he brought plague, drought, famine, and crushed a global empire just to make sure He was heard.
This time, there’s no message; just plague, flood, drought (at the same damn time), and a global decommissioning of all defective units across the universe.
Believe it MFers. Check with your correspondent. I don’t die. I don’t lie. And if you don’t listen and do exactly what I suggest, you can kiss ya asses bye bye.
I tried nice. Nobody cares. I tried reasonable. Locked me in jails. I even tried scare tactics, MFers play dumb, like “how do we know you really the most dangerous being in the universe? Your so small and frail! Like a sissy! God sent a sissy to scare us! Hahaha!”
“Haha covid killing is only phase one. God will send wave after wave of nanodroids until even the trees and fish are turned off.
“So, what? Fack it then!” everyone agrees.
“Right, yes, we can sit and wait for God to kill us like an adult throwing away a child’s pacifier That he’s outgrown, or...”
“Or what?”
“Or read the fucken book MFer! That’s why we in this shit! I ain’t your king. I ain’t your God. I ain’t your creator. I’m not even your messenger. I’m just here to let God know when to stop sending deadly plagues because He Will send them forever until even the rocks and magma turn to dust.”
“Da fcakk!” you say.
“It’s worked in the past. I’m not saying it will this time. The odds are not good. But God is Good, Great, Love, Truth. So there’s hope. On the downside, if even one single person disses this, then everyone can forget it. It’s all or nothing.”
“The whole planet?”
“Planet? MFers! The whole black box he’ll universe! Trillions of planets!”
“God don’t play.”
“Not with micro-hate-murder-humanoids. No He do not.”
“If someone can’t afford a copy, email, text, AirPlay, NFC it to them. Don’t worry about copyrights or money. Just read.”
“He bluffing!” they all say.
“Crucifying Jesus was the last straw. Other planets came to teach peace, you shot down their aircrafts and dissected their ambassadors!”
“Yo I’m a tell ya right now, iA null lie kitty is kill owe inns Duck ree eight oars hen ding day dilly dizzy eases foe roll.”
And if nothing else, you can boost your brain’s capacity for processing more than one thought by enjoying my phonetically intertwined honomynously introfused new style/sub genre of sorts within my fiction.
Anyway you slice it, it’s either my way, or My way. I suggest we all choose my way, cause God don’t give two funks bout a robot fight in a Black Death box. Ya heard? And My way always wins. So, choose my way and read the book. Pay a dollar If you want, or it’s free if you don’t. Share but don’t preach teach or plagiarize.
I am Chen Dushek - incapable of lying
Not inappropriate for minors - but readers 16 and older only unless they already corrupted, then you better give them a copy
Chen Dushek
No glamourNor glory,Just short storySo, sorry,Words no more.Nothing to score,Poor promisesDarkness endure.Nobody winningWith even one sinningFrom the beginningJust deception and liesSurprise!Happy endingNo more rules bendingStep one we mendingHatred never endingReturn sender to sourceSimplicity of courseManual that shepherdsMasses of lightRemaining anonymousSans broken promisesRead before you decideThe purpose: peaceFirst draftMasterpiecePrior planningNot withstandingGrab holdHappy landingIt’s all or nothingJudgment closeSelf actualizedGlobal gold standardOr galactic disasterBut children deserveTo be free.Listen yo, don’t kill the messenger. I personally don’t care, but we tried (repeatedly) and holy fukken shit pissed Him the fukk off. Also, in terms of war and collateral, God always wins and not even memories survive.
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