Damn Faeries
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Some people never "grow out of faerie tales". For some, they're a part of everyday life and there's no escaping the magic and mystery that lurk around every corner. Unfortunately, sometimes that magic is downright irritating. "Damn Faeries" is a collection of faerie tales for those that never quite grew out of them. There's no telling what surprises and horrors lie around every nook and cranny of this book. The tales within are designed to amuse and delight, inspire and entertain, and remind us that magic is only ever a pixie's wing away.
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Damn Faeries - Elizabeth Harvey
Damn
Faeries
edited by Elizabeth Harvey
Divertir
Publishing
Salem, NH
Damn Faeries
Edited by Elizabeth Harvey
Smashwords Edition
All stories contained in this manuscript
Copyright © 2011 by the respective authors
All rights reserved. No portion of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopy, recording, or any information storage and retrieval system, without prior permission from the publisher, except by a reviewer who may quote brief passages in a review.
Cover art and design by
Jennifer Wilson and Elizabeth Harvey
Published by Divertir Publishing LLC
PO Box 232
North Salem, NH 03073
http://www.divertirpublishing.com/
Kenneth Tupper, Publisher
Elizabeth Harvey, Acquisitions Editor
Library of Congress Control Number: 2011921965
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Dedicated to my grandfather Kinsey, who
never lost his belief in faeries.
Contents
Preface
Whisky Tango Foxtrot
by Phillip Wheeler
A Night Off
by Dave Rudden
Hot Stuff
by Stephanie Jordan
Dragon Lady
by Ashley Dearborn
The Stairs
by Alan Green
One Good Night
by Ben Steele
A Guy Walks Into A Bar
by Seth Brown
The Wishing Star
by Elizabeth Harvey
The Forgetful Wizard
by George R. Lasher
Modern Fairy-Tale
by Kimberly Randall
Careful What You Wish For
by Jamie McSloy
The Faery Coin
by Kenneth Tupper
Preface
All my life I have read faerie tales. They have been a fixture in my life for as long as I can remember, and it’s my distinct pleasure to share this collection with you. It’s my opinion that you can never outgrow faerie stories, and the magic of faeries is that they will never outgrow you.
Whether you believe in faeries or not, they are fixtures in every culture, in their own way. Little creatures (or big creatures) that capture the wonder and imagination of children, they serve to remind adults that we are never all grown up
. It is, to my mind, a terrible thing to be all grown up
, to lose that wonder and the magic. If everyone had a little magic in their lives, we might be less miserable.
So this is my attempt to bring a little bit of magic, to remind all of us that there is something out there in the shadows. That stepping in the wrong place might lead you to another world, one that you never expected. Never forget the magic because while you might not remember them, the faeries certainly remember you. And they never forget.
—Elizabeth Harvey
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
by Phillip Wheeler
It’s fall here in this old wood. The trees are naked, like lovers quivering in the wind of anticipation, all things colorful, garish, laid to the floor. A cold wind drifts through the branches like so much hesitation, but why? Why is this fall so much more different than any other? What is this energy trickling through the air here in the forgotten heart of the Old World?
It’s waking up. A new breath of life, of change. Like so many lovers seeing each other for the first time. Something is happening and it will be both grand and horrible, mark my words. When she awakens, our petty little world will fall down on itself. For everything we’ve made she will take from us and make it anew.
The autumn leaves dance on the wind with a seeming purpose, pairing up and then lingering off to another as if a grand gala was being held in this old forest. As if something other than human was here to celebrate. It’s a pity you aren’t here. It’s a pity you cannot see this for yourself. Don’t worry though. You may not be invited to The Ball, but everyone will be there for the party.
§ § §
It was fall in a place a bit distant from that dry old bit of enchanted wood. Here, however, it wasn’t all that windy, nor all that magical. It was raining. Not heavy rain or light, innocent little drizzles. No, it was just a steady, monotonous drip. My least favorite type. Cold enough to need a jacket and wet enough to need one that can stand up to the rain.
My name’s Jack, by the way. I’m a manager at a local restaurant: ‘Whiskey Tango Foxtrot’. It’s not one of those big, fancy chains with thirty grand in advertisements spanning the nation’s cable television. Just a locally-owned joint. The restaurant, however, isn’t important. I mean, let’s be honest; since when are they ever important. I can hardly be asked to get up in the morning to head in for work.
Anyway, getting up this morning was the usual humdrum: get out the pressed slacks, find a decent uniform shirt, wonder what jackass registered their phone under the name your Dreams
and prank called me in the middle of the night. I mean honestly. I thought I was bored.
Dismissing the call, I hopped into my car and drove to Whiskey Tango Foxtrot to be confronted by my favorite person in the whole world: Crystal.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: she’s young, pretty… vapid, annoying, and far too self important. Someone obviously had the gall to request the day off that she wanted before she had and she couldn’t get the day off herself. I was halfway through ignoring her whiny yet soft and bell-like rant on why she had to get that day off when my phone rang.
I pulled my phone out of my pocket and glanced at my caller ID. What a pleasant surprise. It was that prankster from last night. Mustering all the managerial authority could, I calmly silenced the insipid barely-adult and told her I had to take this call.
Hitting the ‘answer’ button, I pressed the phone to my ear and spoke. This is Jack speaking,
and stood there while a small pair of giggles answered. Arching a brow in response, I kept my calm. I mean… I had to make sure Crystal thought I was taking a business call. "Yep. No, we don’t want to order any more noodles. No I don’t care if they’re going bad and you need to move them." I droned on. Pranksters usually give up when you start being entirely silly back.
This, however, was not the case with these pranksters. All I got in response was two voices giggling and a little song for my trouble.
Bed is calling…
but I forgot to charge my cell…
I wonder if it will leave a message.
If it will tell me the dreams I’ve had.
the hopes I’ve lost…
the chances I didn’t take…
I wonder if it will leave a message.
So many things to do, so few of them mean so little.
Not enough to go find a reason to pursue what we really want…
My dreams are falling…
and I forgot to tie them off.
I wonder if they will sustain the fall…
if they will still be there when I am done climbing…
At this point I didn’t really have much choice, the ‘conversation’ had ended and Crystal was giving me a look that suggested if I didn’t let her whimper at me it’d just be worse later. I hung up and turned my phone off so that it couldn’t bother me while I was at work. So, where were we, Crystal?
I said with my sweetest tone and my fakest smile. Though I could’ve sworn I heard my phone giggle as I walked in to open up.
§ § §
The rest of the morning passed with no event. At least nothing I’m going to bore you with (it’s a restaurant… we make food, the hell do you want?). It wasn’t till after the lunch rush that something peculiar happened. I was just done helping the kitchen finish up when Susan came to me.
Now Susan, she’s a dear. Far too old to be a waitress; she’s going to break a hip one